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Top Ten Things I DON'T Miss About Work & Top Ten Things I Do Miss About Work

Top Ten Things I DON'T Miss About Work:

1. People talking about their weekends during Monday meetings when nobody really cares

2. Meetings with no agenda and no point

3. People who 'Reply All' to an email chain that should have stopped 10 emails ago

4. Twenty-somethings that 'totally relate' and draw comparisons to your years of experience

5. Pontificating and making an insightful comment before realizing that you are still on mute

6. Knowing that the report or analysis will not have an impact on the decision but not being able to be half-assed about it

7. Rolling your eyes when someone comments on how the PowerPoint presentation has different fonts throughout the deck (yet totally agreeing on the inside) because you don't want to be THAT anal retentive and control freak person

8.  Getting pinged at 2:01 to see if you are still planning to attend the meeting that started a minute ago

9. Being naive in my early 20s and pinging someone at 2:01 to see if they are still planning to attend a meeting that started at 2:00

10. Cryptic HR emails

Top Ten Things I DO Miss About Work:

1. Being able to complain about it being the end of the weekend without feeling a little bit like a twat

2. Being 'productive' even if it's just deleting all the Reply All emails

3. Grabbing drinks with co-workers; always better than the $100/person dinners

4. Flying Business Class to India and expensing my Starbucks Coffee when traveling for work; Super Size me to Trenta, please!

5. Having something else to think about during the week besides what I'm going to make for dinner

6. People NOT looking at me with helpless eyes when I first meet them and answer their question about what I do

7. Really good meetings where decisions are made and the team leaves energized

8. March Madness brackets, Football Squares and Escape Room team bonding events

9. Being part of a team

10. Being PAID to be part of a team

Fueling business trips around the world. Actually, the United States.
Actually, Maryland and Minnesota, the places I mainly travelled for work.
It was a glamorous life, it was.


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